Monday, March 26, 2007

26 March 2007

My little lady,
Good morning! I'm sitting here in work at 8:30 on monday morning. I'm actually half asleep. We were busy last night getting things for Uncle Josh's new house. I only got four hours of sleep and I have class in exactly thirteen minutes and I have to work another five hours this afternoon. Why am I whining so much? I'm almost starting to sound like Joseph. haha. Just kidding. I'm seeing an opportunity to shut things down at work at this very moment, I think I'm gonna take it so I'll have a chance of getting to class on time. We will talk later. Love you.
Uncle Jonny

Saturday, March 17, 2007

MDL: 17 March 2007

The preliminary name has been set. Okay, okay, it's not offical and my sister-in-law/potential/future wife has forbid me from actually saying what the newest member of our families name is. All I can say is that her initials are "MDL." Also, I thought I would mention that I never realized how much of a significant role Mary Magdalena, or I mean Mary Magdaline, played in the Bible. Lately I have neglected my responsibilities with blogging and I do feel bad for that. However, I do have a legitimate explanation. I met this new guy I have been hanging out with at school named Terry DELUKA. Really great guy, very interesting name too. Anyways, I decided to bring in a guest blogger for you MDL. This is someone that I respect very very much and holds the reputation as probably one of the most famous and wisest people in the Pacific Northwest today. Please enjoy the guest blogger for today, Jeremy Long.

Alright, I'm gonna get right down to business. A lot of people in the family, well, namly Jonny have made periodic statements in the past about teaching the kid how to play basketball. But all I can say to that is "go ahead," yes, simply "go ahead," because to be honest, I'm not completely sure she's gonna want to play basketball. In which case Jonny will have no personal activity to participate in with MDL. Recently Josef (the supposed father of MDL) made a few comments on "selling" activities to participate in with MDL e.g. basketball, hiking, dirt-bike riding, bungie jumping, sky diving, hunting, fishing, eating candy with etc. etc. etc. and you know what, all I can say to that is genius... genius, why has nobody thought of this before?! But right now, yes right now, I reserve the right to teach Magda-- I mean MDL how to sew, sell candy (which i will be taking 100% profit), and lastly... How to tap dance (in which her father pays for the tap-dancing classes.) Those are just a few activities MDL and I will be spending a lot of time doing together (sewing wednesday thursday, selling candy on sunday, and tap-dancing on Monday, I will have to think of the rest later.) Until next time, I'm Uncle Jeremy, MDL's fearless leader and mentor (we're gonna have a good time little one.)

Uncle Jeremy often has wonderful, poignant, and most importantly, truthful things to say... and sometimes he makes some statements that couldn't be farther from the truth. For example, how he states that he is your "...fearless leader and mentor..." Oh Jeremy, what a cute little character.
Love you MDL,
Uncle Jonny

P.S. Anyone who wishes to discuss the nature of my future nieces name can come and talk with me...
P.P.S. I will pretend like I care what you have to say, when in reality I have no desire to listen.
P.P.P.S. Anyone who has a problem with the name choice of my future niece may go ahead and never associate with not only her but also our family in general because they have no authority in the matter.
P.P.P.P.S. Josef and Becca's name choice for my niece will be respected and not questioned. It will be talked about if and only if it involves commenting on their creative name choice.